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How to call the police when you're old

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jossey1979, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. jossey1979

    jossey1979 Senior Member

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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON''T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    Phillip Hewitson,an elderly man from Norwich UK,was going up to bed,when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window.Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police,who asked "Is someone in your house?"

    He said "No,but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me''.

    Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy.You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

    Phillip said,"Okay."

    He hung up the phone and counted to upto 30. Then he phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.Well, you don't have to worry about them anymore,because I just shot them dead."And he hung up.

    Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter,two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence,and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to Phillip,"I thought you said that you'd shot them dead!"

    Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
    (True Story) I LOVE IT!


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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Interesting! Inanikumbusha migomo (aka kunji) tulipokuwa shule/chuo! Hampati audience na wakubwa kwa kisingizio cha kukosa muda, mkigoma tu muda wanaupata!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    kweli nimeipenda hiyo!!
     
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    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hata sisi wazazi, hadi mtoto afukuzwe darasani na arudishwe nyumbani, ndo tunakumbuka kutafuta ada!...vinginevyo hakilipwi kitu!
     
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    Mdadisi Member

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    Hii imetulia. style zetu za usimamizi wa mambo ni 'management by crisis' inapendeza
     
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    Na siyo Management By Objectives!....Umenikumbusha mbali broda!
     
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