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How men change

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nyamayao, May 31, 2010.

  1. Nyamayao

    Nyamayao JF-Expert Member

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    The Love Word:
    After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, n> I love you, I love you!
    After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
    After 6 years: If I don't love you, then what are you doing in my house?

    Back from Work:
    After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
    After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
    After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

    Phone Ringing:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
    After 6 years: wee nyau ino! ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

    Cooking:
    After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    After 6 years: aah UGALI AGAIN??

    New Dress:
    After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
    After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
    After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    After 6 months: I like this movie.
    After 6 years: I'm going to watch arsenal VS man u play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!





    Making LOVe:
    After 6 weeks: Baby, lets make love tonight?
    After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
    After 6 years: Pinduka na ulete hiyo kitu nililipia mbuzi kwenu!!!!
     
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