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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kibunango, Jun 17, 2008.

  1. Kibunango

    Kibunango JF-Expert Member

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    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."

    The guy leaves.

    A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks:
    "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours."

    The guy leaves.

    A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half."

    The guy leaves.

    The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the
    shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

    A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
    hysterically.

    The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

    Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
     
  2. J

    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    You will scare all the barbers around? HAAAAAAAAAAAA, huyu jamaa ana balaa kweli!
     
  3. Mswahilina

    Mswahilina Senior Member

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    Hahahaha haaaaaaaaaa kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
  4. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Du!!!!! Huyu jamaa alikuwa anapata update toka kwa mwenye mali ni muda gani autumie kumpa raha mkewe!!!! Tik tok tik tok!!!!!
     
  5. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

    dah hii kubwa si kidogo!!
     
  6. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    thats a good one............
     
  7. Kevo

    Kevo JF-Expert Member

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    I wash I was in his boots.hahahaha
     
  8. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah
     
  9. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    lloohoo kwa hiyo kuna siku alimpa mavituuuz mkewe hadi ya masaa matatu,mawili yaani siku iliyobidi ajiminye saana ni ka saa umoja unusu tuu loh!!!!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Du! Kali sana!
     
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