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How do IT people deal with love?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Yo Yo, Dec 14, 2008.

  1. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.
    Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
    Husband: Bad command or filename.
    Wife: But I told you in the morning
    Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
    Wife: What about my new TV?
    Husband: Variable not found ...
    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband :Too many parameters ...
    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband: Data type mismatch.
    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband: It's by Default.
    Wife: What about your Salary?
    Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
    Wife: What is my value in the family.
    Husband: Unknown Virus.
  2. Ben Saanane

    Ben Saanane Verified User

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    Ha ha ha haaaa! Yo Yo acha kuua Man!
  3. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    sipat picha jamaa alikuwa akijibu akiwa na stail gani.... ana swing swing au anavua viatu au yuko biz na kitu flan hivi inakuwa booooomba kweli.