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Honey, I'm a Virgin

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by M-bongotz, Mar 9, 2010.

  1. M-bongotz

    M-bongotz JF-Expert Member

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    The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
    anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

    "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
    prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
    prisoner in the prison.

    And then they made love for the first time.

    Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

    Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

    Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

    After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
    the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
    a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

    The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
    born foal.

    Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

    She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

    Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
  2. k

    kingwipa1 JF-Expert Member

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    You made my day!!!
    Teh teh teh!!!

    My pisoner would prefer a life sentence!
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha dah imetulia mwana...:D
  4. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Good one but seen it b4.