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hitler and the jew soldier

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by toghocho, May 6, 2011.

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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    One day 3 prisoners were brought to Hitler. They were english soldier, russian soldier and a jew
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    Hitler gave them promise that he would free that man who would be able to answer his question.

    1st he asked english:where did Titanic sink?
    Englsh soldier:in Atlantic ocean..
    -u're right, u may go!

    Then he asked the russian soldier:how many passenger died at that accident?
    Russian soldier:2560 passngrs died..
    -it's correct answer, u're free too!

    At last he turned to the jew:
    Hitler:Come'n dog! Count the passengers' names!
     
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hizo chuki binafsi kabisa...How can someone remember all 2560 names!?
     
  3. TANMO

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    Inawezekana kumdanganya manake nina uhakika yeye mwenyewe hajui hayo majina..
     
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    dogo wewe ni noma
     
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    Mkuu wa chuo JF-Expert Member

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    kweli hii nimeikubali sana, kama vp angetaja wowote hata kina tambwe hiza kwani hitler mwenyewe hawajui.
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    hitler alikuwa na bifu na wa-jew angemzingua tu
     
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    yeah ndo mana akammpa jamaa tango alikua hawapendi wale jamaa i dont know why
     
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    Safi sana HAE HITLER.
     
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