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Helpdesk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mohamedn, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. m

    mohamedn Member

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    Sep 8, 2011
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    Telephone Conversations with helpdesk

    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
    Customer: A white one...
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    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left ?
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    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you ?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me ! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !
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    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.
    I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says
    he can't find it...
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    Customer: I have problems printing in red...
    Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer ?
    Customer: What colour. it's grey.
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    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am ?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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    Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer ?
    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
    Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
    Customer: OK
    Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you ?
    Customer: Yes 30 paces back
    Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in and it's wireless.
    Customer: Yes, i guess so cause there are no wires around it !
    Helpdesk: do you have a bluetooth.
    Customer: Well mr.helpdesk is this the way they teach you to tease customers.
    Helpdesk: No, just trying to do my job
    Customer: Ok then go ask the dentist and not me.
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    Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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    A customer couldn't get on the internet.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password ?
    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was ?
    Customer: Five stars.
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    Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use ?
    Customer: Netscape.
    Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
    Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ?
    Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me ?
    Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem ?
    Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me ?
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    Helpdesk: How may I help you ?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem ?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it ?

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    Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you ?
    Customer: Good afternoon! I cannot see any icons on the screen
    Helpdesk: Okay just write click
    Customer:eek:kay
    Helpdesk: Okay what is showing on the screen
    Customer: Nothing same as before
    Helpdesk: Okay write click again
    Customer: nothing shows or should i write something else instead of 'click'
     
  2. Janice

    Janice Member

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    Sep 8, 2011
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    hehehehe........ts gna be hard maintaining gud customer care/service in that job
     
  3. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    Sep 8, 2011
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    teh teh teh u made ma day
     
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