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Hell..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Amoeba, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
    hell for each country. He decides he’ll pick the least painful to spend
    his eternity. He goes to German Hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
    He is told first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
    comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man does not like
    the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as
    well as the Russian Hell and many more. He discovers that they are all
    similar to the German hell.
    Then he comes to the Tanzanian Hell and finds that there is a long
    line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do
    here?" He is told: first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
    Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian
    devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. "But that is
    exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many people
    waiting to get in?" he asks. "Because TANESCO is struggling and is
    powerless, there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does
    not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
    comfortable to sleep on. And, on top of that, the Tanzanian devil is
    a government employee, he wont come to work till he gets his 200%
    increase, which of cause will never happen
     
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    dorry Senior Member

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    Makubwaaaa
     
  3. Zasasule

    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    duh,kinda much based on poltics, utani wa ukweli huu
     
  4. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    mbona hii ishakuwepo wiki iliyopita? think big and create yours!
     
  5. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Kha! So that is my country!
     
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