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Hatari kubwa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    A married man died before having sex with his wife.His wife cut his dick off and fixed it on the wall.Each night she would go to the wall to satisfy herself.One day the neighbor found out and made a hole in the wall and push his dick inside and waited.The lady came with a knife,cuts his dick off and said,"darling we are moving to a new house"!
     
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    Duh hii kali!
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    :A S embarassed:
     
  4. Babkey

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    ....aisee, ka!
     
  5. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha khaaaa
     
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    kebi Member

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    Teh teh was it made of plastic haiozi!
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    May be ilikaushwa.
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    astaghafilulah!
     
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    Lymphocytes Member

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    mpe pole...akili nyngi mwsho maumivu
     
  10. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Mh mh mh, ha ha ha ha,teh teh teh! Aaaah! You've realy realy made my day!
     
  11. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks mkuu.
     
  12. mtoto wa mfugaj

    mtoto wa mfugaj Senior Member

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    jamaa anapenda vya bure,amekoma, tehe tehe tehe......
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Aliliajee ?
     
  15. Ngalikihinja

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    Duh... I can imagine... Your days are made of jokes!
     
  16. TaiJike

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    heheheheeee............thank u sana.
     
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    Konya JF-Expert Member

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    dah!umenifanya ni tabasamu
     
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    yalaaaaaaaa.........
     
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    mbambaguy JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa haaa vya bure gharama...
     
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