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Haircut

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by e2themiza, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    Haircut

    A guy stuck his head into a
    barber shop and asked,
    "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
    the shop full of customers
    and said, "About
    2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same
    guy stuck his head in the
    door and asked,
    "How long before I can get
    a haircut? " The barber looked around
    at the shop and said,
    "About 3 hours." The
    guy left. A week later the same guy
    stuck his head in the shop
    and asked, "How
    long before I can get a
    haircut?" The barber looked around
    the shop and said, "About
    an hour only." The
    guy left. The barber turned to a
    friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do
    me a favour.
    Follow that guy and see
    where he goes. He keeps
    asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
    but then he doesn't ever
    come back". A little while later, Bill
    returned to the shop,
    laughing hysterically.
    The barber asked, "So
    where does that guy go
    when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his
    eyes and said, "To your wife"lol
     
  2. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    ohh no!!
     
  3. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    What!! Oh no!...
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    lets tok abaut seksi. Nalog off
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa bana
     
  6. Terrire

    Terrire Member

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    Nyambafu! Ingekuwa ni mimi nikimshika nam-Cameron
     
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    Mwana Mnyonge JF-Expert Member

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    Daaaa hii ni noma
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Busy noma kwa wives,huwa hawataki kusikia neno busy!poa na mm nikitoka mzigoni na socialize kwanza then hm
     
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    kisesa Member

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    nimecheeka kweli hi safi
     
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    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    duuu hi kali
     
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    pililani Member

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    oh oh oh oh ohhhhh
     
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    dejoka Member

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    duuh hi kali
     
  13. Jaguar

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    Anatakiwa ajenge subira,jamaa akija another day,akiuliza,'how long before i can have a haircut?amjibu,'3hrs!'.Akiondoka,mpe mtu mwingine deiwaka,then nenda kwa mzee yeyote kaazime silaha mbalimbali za kijadi halafu waweza elekea maskani kwako kumsabahi mkeo.
     
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    Ahahahah!
     
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    Jamaa ana akili, vibaya!
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh huyo jamaa nimemkubali
     
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