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Hahahaah teheheheeh uwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hahahahahah!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Jul 27, 2011.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Tanzanian, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

    Says the Chinese, "In Guizhou (Kweichow), there was a baby boy born without forearms, so we attached artificial forearms on him. And now that he is grown, he has become an Olympic professional Martial Art and a gold medallist at that."

    The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have done back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs on her, she is 3 times marathon gold medallist in the Olympics!"

    The Tanzanian interjected laughingly, "Is that all you have, just gold medallist? In Dar es Salaam, we have a baby born without a head! We attached a coconut to the neck and he is now the president."
     
  2. Mtazamaji

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    :biggrin1: hahahhahaha.
     
  3. Msema hovyo

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    huyo mtanzania alikosea. Alitakiwa kusema was born without brain, we implanted a viscous coconut sap and ow is a president.
     
  4. Piere. Fm

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    Akifika Jk mwambie me ni mpita njia tu hapa si mwenyeji.
     
  5. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh....................
     
  6. Kimbweka

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    kaka umeuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  7. zumbemkuu

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    teh teh teh!
     
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    tehe tehe tehe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nyie mna utani na Kikwete...........
     
  9. mysteryman

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    Hahahaha
     
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    duuuuuh!!!!!!!! u have made my day kiukweli nimecheka bila kujizuia tehe tehe tehe tehe!!!!!
     
  11. LordJustice1

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    Tz kweli tuko mbali!
     
  12. Steve Dii

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    Hajatajwa mtu jina wala mwaka... what the fussy about?!!!
     
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    Ngoja nimuwahi demu wangu kashafiaka tayari gest anaisubiri si unajuwa ijumaa hii? ntapita kesho labda
     
  14. Janja PORI

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    du hi komesha
     
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    Uuuuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........................... watz wako mbali sana
     
  16. Jestina

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    hahahaha hii karee.....
     
  17. Mshume Kiyate

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    Ahahahahaha!!!
     
  18. Utamaduni

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    Teh teh hahahaha hahaha Masa jamani mbavu zangu,,,,, uuuuuwiiiiii nimecheka jamani hadi watoto wananiuliza wameamka kuja kuniuliza kuna nini kimetokea cha kunifurahisha hivo,

    You are 100000000000% right the boy ana nazi kichwani kwake daaaah tumbo langu mimi
     
  19. mojoki

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    zinaa njema mkuu
     
  20. Saint Ivuga

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    hahhahahahahaha we rev hufai kabisa
     
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