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Hahahaaaaa, Heheeeeehehee, Teh TEH!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Amoeba, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
    She looked pretty good for a 60 year old.
    Infact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking
    That she probably had a really hot daughter.

    We drank a bit (well more than a bit)
    We had a snuggle, and she asked me if
    I ever had a 'sportsman double?'

    'What that?' I asked

    'It's a mother and daughter threesome', she said.
    'Oh', I said as my mind began to embrace the idea,
    'No I haven't' and I wondered what this daughter of
    hers might look like.

    We drank a bit more, then she says with a wink
    that tonight was my 'lucky night'

    I went back to her place. We walked in.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs

    'Mom you still awake?'
     
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