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'Geography' of a man and woman!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by ndyoko, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Hii maneno nimeidesa somewhere! Hebu endelea.............


    FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
    1. Between 18 and 25
    A woman is like Africa : Wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious,fertile deltas.

    2. Between 26 and 34
    A woman is like
    America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

    3. Between 35 and 44
    A woman is like
    India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty

    3. Between 45 and 54
    A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit

    4. Between 55 and 60
    A woman is like. Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistake s of the past. Major reconstruction work is
    mostly the only answer.

    5. Between 61 and 65
    A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

    6. Between 66 and 70
    A woman is like
    Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

    7. After 70
    A woman is likeAfghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......

    Contradictorily, MAN GEOGRAPHY,

    Always one.................;

    1. Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : 'Ruled by a dick.....'

    Jamani, je kuna ukweli wowote kwenye hii maneno?

     
  2. Smile

    Smile JF-Expert Member

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    dah kweli mmetuchoka iyo no 4 imeniacha hoi
     
  3. tracy

    tracy JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwa men ahahahhahahahhaah!turuuuuuu!anafikiri kwa ... what a waste.
     
  4. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    nina kesi na wewe, tena kubwa tu!
     
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    mmmmmhhh kweli kudesa soo inamaana we are ruled by dick acha hizo kadese tena..
     
  6. Tausi Mzalendo

    Tausi Mzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh!
    Kaazi kwelikweli
     
  7. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaaaaaaa!
    Leo ndio mmetuweka kijografia!!!
    Nasubiri kifizikia tena!
    Nasubiri nikifika kwenye hiyo no 7,nikihakikisha nitakuja kuleta uzi hapa lol!
     
  8. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Duhhhh ..... natafakari kwa herufi kubwa
     
  9. tracy

    tracy JF-Expert Member

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    AD Hujazizoea tu posts about ladies?mi sa hivi nacheka tu.
     
  10. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Ikitoka Kifizikia
    what's next !
    Kikemia ?
    Au
    Kibaolojia ?
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Mnisamehe kwa kweli ndo maana nilisema mwanzoni kuwa hii maneno imekuwa desalaized, sihusiki kwa usumbufu wowote utakaojitokeza!
     
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    'Ruled by dick 15-90', umenikumbusha: men have 2 heads, if they think using upper head, fantastic they are brave and not only gentle but intelligent. Contrally when they think using lower head! Men are "unpredictable"
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Am below 14, where do I belong?
    Men or women?
     
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    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    And ALWAYS, the lower head wins.

     
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    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwa men ndio patamu maana mafataki kiboooo
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! mbavu zaniuma mie, lol!
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Bado kale kaharufu ka kwenye kwapa ndo kameshika kasi, just a year to go u gonna get into one of the categories mentioned.
     
  18. MadameX

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    Mmmh hiyo wanaume kali, kweli rule by dick but that dick also has lifecycle, Its more appealing when it is at its peak of 3:00am. However, I am more worried when that dick hit horizontal flat at 3:15am and stay there forever:shock:

    I hope you got my drift
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    Taratibu mamaaa! wengine mawengewenge yetu huwa yako karibu kweli.
     
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    Umeua bendi mzee
     
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