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Five Surgeons

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Tuandamane, Jul 23, 2008.

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    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to
    operate on.

    The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on
    my operating table
    because when you open them up, everything inside is

    The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
    Everything inside them is colour-coded.'

    The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians
    are the best;
    everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like
    construction workers.
    Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left
    over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you
    said it would.'

    But the fifth

    surgeon shut them all up when he observed,
    You're all
    wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no
    heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are
    only two moving
    parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are