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First Time Sex-E bana weeee!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Junius, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents...

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her

    boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack,
    10-pack, or family pack..
    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
    'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.

    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
    minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I
    had no idea you were this religious.'

    The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
  2. MaxShimba

    MaxShimba JF-Expert Member

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    Haaha ahha ahaa aa aa, hapa lazima mtu apewe kibano.
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    Mama Joe JF-Expert Member

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    MwanaFalsafa1 JF-Expert Member

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    Well at least the father can relax in knowing that his daughter is at least practising safe sax hahahahaha.
  5. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    eeerr..even though i am not sober..i can recall this story isn't new in JF..how about we don't recycle posts mazee?
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    Jafar JF-Expert Member

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    Abdulhalim - pole sana. As long as the joke suits the purpose, it does not matter how frequently is presented. Yes, it is true that I am also not getting for the first time, but I dont see any harm. Jokes are meant to entertain, circulated and educate in most cases.

    Vumilia mzee kuna watu wanasoma for the first time.
    Kama wewe umeoa /umeolewa haina maana usiende kwenye harusi za wenzako - yes, they will repeat everything you did (even better). - No I am joking too.
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    agika JF-Expert Member

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    Kila mla cha mwenziweeee na chake huliwaaa.... the father with the mother en the boy with the girl even better with condom mhhhhhh tena family package uuuwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiii dunia imekwisa wajameniiiii
  8. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Its a joke by the way!
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    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    That was a very nice joke.... mbavu zangu!
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    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Napata picha kimjamaa hamu yote imemusihia duh!
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    hatmoh Member

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    Du! Dogo Stimu zote kwishnehi......