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Female Comebacks

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Feb 20, 2012.

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    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Kibuti mwanzo mwisho siku nyingine aje na rangi nyingine rangi hii demu kaistukia au angemchanganyia rangi angempa msimbazi wenye namba yake ya simu aliyoandika kwa penseli! lazima angebeep tu!