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Female comebacks to male lousy pickup lines!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Quemu, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: Hiding from you.

    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

    Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    Man: Your place or mine?
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

    Man: So, what do you do for a living?
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized.

    Man: Your body is like a temple.
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: But would you stay there?

    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
  2. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    that is funny!!