mtoto wa mfugaj
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- Jul 18, 2011
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a married man goes to confessional and says to the priest,father,i had an affair with a woman.........almost.''
what do you mean almost? questioned the priest. we ,we got undressed and rubbed together but then stopped. rubbing together is the same as putting it in,explains the priest.you are not to go near that woman again. now say five hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box
the man leaves confessional,says his prayers and then walks over to the poor box. he pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. the priest quickly runs over the man and exclaims, i saw that...you didn't put any money in the poor box.well father,i rubbed up agaimst it and like u said its the same as putting it in
what do you mean almost? questioned the priest. we ,we got undressed and rubbed together but then stopped. rubbing together is the same as putting it in,explains the priest.you are not to go near that woman again. now say five hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box
the man leaves confessional,says his prayers and then walks over to the poor box. he pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. the priest quickly runs over the man and exclaims, i saw that...you didn't put any money in the poor box.well father,i rubbed up agaimst it and like u said its the same as putting it in