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Elderly Patient

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kelnmyg, Mar 7, 2012.

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    kelnmyg Member

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    A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
     
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    Mmmh who did dat ?
     
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    that is!
     
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    A very mature and witty joke! It demonstrates how to be diplomatic in refuting a claim made by someone.The elderly patient was expecting a flat 'no' from the doctor, but the doctor gave his no in a cool, special way.I liked the joke.
































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    A very mature and witty joke! It demonstrates how to be diplomatic in refuting a claim made by someone.
     
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