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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BIN BOR, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    electronic woman.......

    ~ Hard Disk Woman: She remembers everything. FOREVER.

    ~ RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

    ~ Windows Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,but no one

    can live without her.

    ~ Screensaver Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    ~ Internet Woman: Difficult to access.

    ~ Server Woman: Always busy when you need her.

    ~ Multimedia Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    ~ CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

    ~ Email Woman: Of every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    ~ Virus Woman: Also known as "Wife." When you are not expecting her, she

    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to

    uninstall her, you will lose everything. If you don't try to uninstall her,

    you will be rendered useless. Either way, you lose.
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Umenena ukweli LAKINI BILA WAO HATUWEZI KUISHI SISI NA WAO BILA SISI HAWAISHI
     
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