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E-mail ya kustua moyo...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Natty Bongoman, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    A man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

    Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

    "Dearest Wife,

    Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
     
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    FRIDOLIN EDWARD New Member

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    Habari,naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni
     
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    FRIDOLIN EDWARD New Member

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    Habari!naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni
     
  4. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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  5. fiksiman

    fiksiman JF-Expert Member

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    Peleka maombi yako kwingine bwana hapa si tunataka kucheka tu.

    Ebwana hivi hakuna wataalum waliogundua kama tunaweza kuwasiliana na hao wadead kupitia kwenye mtandao maana kuna mdeni wangu kaenda bila kuweka sawa deni langu. Nisaidieni tafadhali ni pesa nyingi kidogo.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh! teh! Jamaa si aende kwenye thread za dini?!!!! Hapa ni kucheka tu!!
     
  7. The Farmer

    The Farmer JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe hesabu maumivu tu.....
     
  8. SnEafer

    SnEafer Senior Member

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    hehehehe, thats a good one lol
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  9. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Fiks,

    Kwamba jamaa kafariki hilo wala halikuumi au? Unanikumbusha utani wa akina Mangi na watani wao Wapare. Pesa yake ni zaidi ya mke na mtoto!!!
     
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    GP JF-Expert Member

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    mbona hueleweki ndugu, tukuombee kwa Mungu au tukuombee hiyo nafasi labda kwa vimemo au?
     
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