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Duuuh uu wizi NOUMA!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by e2themiza, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    This is an actual real event that took place and this is some ones USHUHUDA LOL!

    It's just another scam..... here's one that happened to me, that you men should be sure to watch out for.

    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

    It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

    You agree and they both climb in the passenger seat, one sitting on the other's lap.

    On the way, they start kissing each other ...

    Then one of them turns to you to perform the nasty with you, while the other one steals your wallet.

    I had my wallet stolen March 11th, 13th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, April 3rd, 7th, 16th, two times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

    Just a friendly warning.
  2. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Mh hii kali.
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    u participate willingly, cant call it a scam when u look forward to it @time! mkeo hajastuka shopping imekuwa too frequent?

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Mh, I'm very sorry...
  5. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    ama kweli we kiboko unaibiwa mara zote hizo na hata hustuki.... bado unarudia tena na tena? au u like it when wanapokubiringikia eeeh. the unaona its ok for them kwenda na hizo wallet zako kama malipo.

    ur crazy....just like your watermellon head