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drunk and Preacher

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    Feb 17, 2010
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    A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

    The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk looks back and says, "Yess, Preasher... I ssssure am."

    The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

    "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

    "Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the drunk.

    The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

    "Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend."

    The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?"

    The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"
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