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Dont lie to young ones-a not so bright child's action

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
    beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so
    he covers his private parts with a newspaper.

    The little girl says, "What's under there?"
    So the man answers, "A bird."

    The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When
    he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
    A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What
    happened?" The man answers, "I don't know.
    I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to
    a little girl."

    So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go
    to the beach to find any witnesses.
    When they get there, they see the little girl the
    man was talking about. So they ask her if she did
    anything to the man.

    She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man,
    but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird.

    After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck,
    burned
    its nest, and smashed all its eggs.
     
  2. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Mungu wangu, kwa hiyo binti aliamua kulipa kisasi baada ya ndege kumuonesha dharau siyo?

    Duh!
     
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