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Dont Copy if YOU cant Paste!!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Mtanga Tc, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Mtanga Tc

    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]An inspirational speaker said:“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Audience was in shock and silence.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]He added:“She was my mother”[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]A big round of applause & laughter![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”[/FONT]

    [FONT=&quot]Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker,By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Moral:Don’t Copy, if You can’t Paste!![/FONT]
     
  2. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh! Ingekaa kwene jokes ingekua poa zaid!
     
  3. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Nice one... dah, being married to a bloke who can not think of you in those lines....
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    ha hah ha...kwa kwel dont copy
     
  5. Mabagala

    Mabagala JF-Expert Member

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    Duh bi mkubwa hakutaka hata kusubiri!
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadadeeeki!! Wife nomaaa! Inachekesha lakini inasikitisha pia. Sasa huyo wife kwanini nae hakusubiri adi sentensi ya pili iishe jamani, angemuua je? Fikiri kabla hujatenda...
     
  7. bombu

    bombu JF-Expert Member

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    Na angejuaje kama kuna sentensi ya pili wakt jamaa keshaweka kituo? Just "don't copy, if you can't paste" period! lol
     
  8. RR

    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Na hii RAM yangu ilivyo ndogo........ningeshaenda mochwari....
     
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