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Dogo Janja!!...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bushbaby, May 31, 2011.

  1. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    A woman takes a lover home

    during the day while her husband is at work.

    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,

    sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home.

    She puts her lover in the closet,

    not realizing that the little boy

    is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball."

    Man: "That's nice"

    Boy: "Want to buy it?"

    Man: "No, thanks."

    Boy: "My Dad's out side."

    Man: "OK, how much?"

    Boy: "$250"

    In the next few weeks,

    it happens again that

    the boy and the lover

    are in the closet together.

    Boy: "Dark in here."

    Man: "Yes, it is."

    Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time,

    asks the boy, "How much?"

    Boy: "$750"

    Man: "Sold."

    A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,

    "Grab your glove,

    let's go outside and

    have a game of catch."

    The boy says,

    "I can't,

    I sold my baseball and my glove."

    The Dad asks,

    "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy: "$1,000"

    The Dad says,

    "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...

    that is way more than those two things cost.

    I'm taking you to church, to confession."

    They go to the church

    and the Dad makes the little boy

    sit in the confessional booth

    and closes the door.

    The boy says,

    "Dark in here."

    The priest says,

    "Don't start that shit again;

    you're in my closet now."
     
  2. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe, the boy is awesome brilliant
     
  3. maishapopote

    maishapopote JF Gold Member

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    hahaahha i like it....Its dark in here....
     
  4. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Don't start that shit again;

    teh teh teh
     
  5. Sugar wa Ukweli

    Sugar wa Ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka mpaka basi,JF for ever!!
     
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    mwabaluhi JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee hii kali. Dark in here hahahahaha
     
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    Al-Mende Member

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    hahahaaa... dont start that shitt again you are in my closet..!
     
  8. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa DARK INDEED!!!!!
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Dont start that shit again,imagine wat wud happen in th priest closet,making money again...ha ha ha!
     
  10. Graca

    Graca JF-Expert Member

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    Nice joke,thx stress zangu zimepungua
     
  11. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mh, so father ndo alikuwa ana...
     
  12. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    dogo alitaka kuondoka na sadaka..... teh teh teh
     
  13. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Its true, sometimes things happen like this!
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Nice one!!!
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaaa,very funny! Teh teh,i like it,..
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    ahahaaa,very funny! Teh teh,i like it,..
     
  17. Kyalow

    Kyalow JF-Expert Member

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    dark in here.....mwana umenikosha ki mbwa chali angu
     
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    Nanu JF-Expert Member

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    You made me laugh!!!!
     
  19. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja nimtafute Mental..anitafsirie hii kwa kichaga!!!!
     
  20. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaaa haaaa..................u med ma day mkuu
     
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