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Do you have a v..a...g..i..n...a?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bujibuji, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A woman is at home when she hears
    someone knock at the door.
    She goes to the door and opens the door to
    see a man standing there.
    He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?'
    She slams the door in disgust....
    The next morning she hears a knock at the
    door, it is the
    same man, and he asks the same question
    of the woman.
    He asks 'Do you have a vagina'. She slams
    the door again.
    Later that night when her husband gets
    home she tells him what has happened for
    the last two days. The husband tells the wife
    in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am
    taking tomorrow off to be home just in case
    this guy shows up again'.
    The next morning they hear a knock at the
    door and both run for the door. The
    husband says to the wife in a whispered
    voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the
    door and listen and if it is the same guy I
    want you to answer yes to the question
    because I want to see where he is going
    with it'.
    She nods yes to her husband and opens the
    door.
    Sure enough the same fellow is standing
    there.
    He asks the same question.. Do you have a
    vagina'......
    'Yes' she says......
    The man replies, 'Good, would you mind
    telling your husband to leave my wife's
    alone and start using yours!'
     
  2. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    ahh wewe kiboko...!!!!!!
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hehe,i bet she slammed the door backward,onto the hubby's nose,lol!
     
  4. Smartmind

    Smartmind Member

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    lol!!!
     
  5. Pasco_jr_ngumi

    Pasco_jr_ngumi JF-Expert Member

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    Hyo "kaboko yao"...
     
  6. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha!
    Amepatikana!...hapo hapatatosha!... Bujibuji we mkare!
     
  7. Kiranja Mkuu

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    mume aliificha wapi sura yake baada ya tukio?
     
  8. Mtaalam

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    duhhh yaaani hiiii ni babu k....
     
  9. Eliphaz the Temanite

    Eliphaz the Temanite JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima uwe mdogo mithiri ya pilton
     
  10. Kiranja Mkuu

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    kweli uzinzi nomaaaaaaaa
     
  11. Dr.Chichi

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    He he he lazima upigwe na mwiko
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima husband amwagiwe maji ya moto!
     
  13. MAMMAMIA

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    Duh! Hii kali mkuu. Naliona hivi lidume, uso mduuuchu.
     
  14. Nazjaz

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    buji we ni mkare.... Yaani unanifanya nisipachoke JF
     
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    Actually hii imemtokea bujibuji
     
  16. Bujibuji

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    hahaha hahahah hahahahahahaha, bujibuji kwa aibu akajikuta anajificha nyuma ya pazia huku pazia kenyewe likiwa linamfika magotini na kumwacha miguu yote ikionekana dhahiri
     
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    Buji umeoa? Sipati picha jinsi mkeo ambavyo anacheka kila sekunde, huishiwi vituko kamanda
     
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    cjui nini kiliendelea baada ya jamaa kuondoka
     
  19. Ritz

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    MMMMMMMMMMMM:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  20. senator

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    Hapo mama alibamiza tu mlango kwa mumewe!! inaonekana mume amecheat vya kutosha kwa mke wa jamaa...laiti angelijua huyo mgongaji ni mbaya wake asingethubutu kumwambia mkewe akubali!!!
    Wahenga walisema Mla cha wenziwe na chake huliwaa
     
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