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Divorce btn couples!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zasasule, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. Zasasule

    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    Little Johnny was playing in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.



    "Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny.



    "Well, son" he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love."



    Now more confused, Little Johnny asked, "What does being in love mean?"



    "Let me give you an example, son. Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door. Your mom and I have lost that love."



    "But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home, so she must still be in love with you."



    "I don't understand, son. When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?"



    "Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor, and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"
     
  2. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    dogo ndio amepigilia msumari wa mwisho
     
  3. mdeki

    mdeki JF-Expert Member

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    nzuri hiyo
     
  4. Zasasule

    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    yh, kamaliza mzizi!!
     
  5. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    hapa unaanza kupata wivu tena kuwa ukimwacha jirani atamchukua....
     
  6. M

    Mbishi SR Member

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    Kweli kabisa Bushbaby, Naahirisha taraka!!!!!!!!
    Kumbe hatoenda bali ni hapo hapo jilani??
     
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