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Difference btn a wife and a girlfriend

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mkare, Mar 9, 2011.

  1. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    A Wife is like a TV
    A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE
    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE
    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE
    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable
    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
    TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT
    Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)
    Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.
     
  2. K

    Kibani Member

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    Lol! Umefananisha vizuri sana kati ya demu na mke.crap
     
  3. czar

    czar JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hiyo namba 6 ndo nimeipenda zaidi. Cool stuff, endeleza ubunifu lakini ukikopi sehemu useme.
     
  4. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Sitii neno hapa.

    Mara ya ngapi tena hii kuiona humu???
     
  5. M

    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Mi sikuiona mwaya ndo maana nilivyoikuta sehemu nikasema nishee, I think its time kuwe na jinsi ya kuweza kujua like kitu unachotaka kukishare na watu tayari kimeshawekwa au laa. Tusaidiane kwa hilo.
     
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    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Imewahi kuwa hapa si chini ya mara tatu usijali kuna wengine hawajawahi kuiona
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah next time nitasema mwaya kwamba nimetoa kwenye gazeti au Fwd email. Thanx
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Nadhani ilishatoka hii, ila tuwaachie walioikosa wajikumbushie
     
  9. Seto

    Seto JF-Expert Member

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    marudio au remix?
     
  10. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani ni arudio ingekua remix ingekua imeongezwa vionjo kidoooogo.....................
     
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