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Condom slogans

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Isaac, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    1. Cover your stump
    before you hump
    2. Before you attack her,
    wrap your whacker
    3. Don't be silly, protect
    your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud
    your spout
    5. Don't be a loner, cover
    your boner
    6. You can't go wrong if
    you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to
    sack it, go home and
    whack it
    8. If you think she's
    spunky, cover your
    monkey 9. If you slip between her
    thighs, be sure to
    10. It will be sweeter if
    you wrap your peter
    11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
    12. If you go into heat,
    package your meat
    13. While you're
    undressing venus, dress
    up your penis 14. When you take off her
    pants and blouse, slip up
    your trouser mouse
    15. Especially in
    December, gift wrap your
    member 16. Never, never deck her
    with an unwrapped
    17. Don't be a fool,
    vulcanize your tool
    18. The right selection will protect your erection
    19. Wrap it in foil before
    checking her oil
    20. A crank with armor
    will never harm her
    21. No glove, no love!
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    Naona sasa umeingia kwenye danguro , utatoka mzima!