Claim settlements

[Novatus]

Three Insurance salesmen were having drinks and boasting about each companies' service.

The first one said, "When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening."

The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening."

The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor, in the Sears Tower. One of our insured, who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor."

 

[Good Guy]

Hiyo kaly

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Duh!

 

[Ngambo Ngali]

Three Insurance salesmen were having drinks and boasting about each companies' service.

The first one said, "When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening."

The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening."

The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor, in the Sears Tower. One of our insured, who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor."

the 3rd insurance company must be charged of murder for reasons that;
how did they know that a man would fall from the 85th floor at that particular time
how did they know the name
how long did it take to prepare a cheque between the occurance of the event and the time of collection
were they sure that he would die

Hiyo kampuni kweli noma kama salesman yuko hivyo CEO yukoje????

 

[Mentor]

Alafu ndo DOWANS wasilipwe..hamuwezi kuwa hamjalewa! teh teh teh teh!!!