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Chinese Sick Day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."
     
  2. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana, anajua kufuata maelekezo
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Asante, hiyo kali Mpita Njia. Well thought
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Sorry, its Kimbweka pse my apology.
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi hakuna hapo
     
  6. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Dont worry, umesomeka Mkuu
     
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