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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zaratustra, May 25, 2011.

  1. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    Nikichekesho kweli...!
    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
    5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio, Tanzanian living in USA .

    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left the room.Urio says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay I'll give it a try.

    Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Urio says to himself ' I never managed anybody but myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

    Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room.Urio says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Russian to leave. 498 people left the room. Urio says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Russian but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

    Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Russian, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' and
    Calmly,

    Urio turns to the other candidate and says `shimbony shafo bana!'

    The other candidate answers 'sicha kabsa mleu mbonyi saa kasi wana wai wecha kabsi nkwi ukeri si ku si mleu

    Urio nikunu ma mtoni ngikeri fo ngisengeta eleri mndu chu aicha wachaka nyi fo ruwa

    The other candidate answers'lasma atumanye wachaka tukeri kila handu

    Bill Gates hired them immediately thinking that they were speaking Russian.......!!!



























     
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    hii ilikuwa hapa juzi, by the way umebadilisha to heading!! any way umejiongeza Thread......
     
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    umeniwahi
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Heri mimi sijasema!
     
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    HATIMOTA Member

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    :mod:mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mi kimya?
     
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    SACoNa Member

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    bilgate atakimbia.
     
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    Noti mpya tz JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaa
     
  8. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    vichekesho sio habari kwa hiyo havina viporo. Hata ukisoma muda huu ukacheka then muda huo huo ukarudia kusoma utacheka pia.
     
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    Ngongo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh nimecheka wachaga noma.
     
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    Ndinani JF-Expert Member

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    Mangi kazi ni moja tu PESA!!
     
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