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Ccm kura za maoni voting tips

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bemg, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. bemg

    bemg JF-Expert Member

    Apr 5, 2012
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    A couple of chama cha matusi / CCM candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner...

    One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."

    "Oh, is that so?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickel and ask them to vote for you."