BoT recruitment test

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kana-Ka-Nsungu, Sep 10, 2009.

1. Kana-Ka-NsunguJF-Expert Member

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"KWA WATOTO WA VIGOGO TU"

QUESTIONS :

NAME:____________________________________________________ (5 Marks)

POST YOU NEED:_________________________________________________(5 Marks)

TIME: 2 Weeks.

SECTION A

1. Is the African continent a continent or a country?

If it's a continent, what is the name

of this continent? (5 Marks)

2. Who is the president of Tanzania? (5 Marks)

a) Kikwete
b) Bush
c) I don't know

Juma has three and a half buckets of milk. He gives his
good friend John three quarters of it. A third of the remaining half of
a quarter he sells at the local market (at a loss no less). He
consumes three pints of what is left. The rest he divides equally among his seven childen and the cat which gets a third less than what any two of his sons got combined.
Now the Question is: Which animal produce cow milk? (5 Marks)

4. 'A fish can't ride a bicycle' Explain. (5 Marks)

5. If birds fly, Animals run and fish swim, What do birds do? (5 Marks)

6. Form a word with the following letters in this order-
D,O,G (eg M,O,T,H,E,R the answer is MOTHER):_____________. (5 Marks)

7. Fill in the blank provided. 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,......,18. (10 Marks)

8. If you are given a higher rank, is that a demotion or a promotion? (10
Marks)

9. How do you spell the word hermaphrodite?:_________________..(10
Marks)

10. If a cow has four legs, How many legs does a baby cow have? (10
Marks)

11. Juma sells fish at the local market for a certain fixed amount. John also sells fish at the same market for a price exceeding that of Juma. Anna also sells at the same market, she sells her fish at a price at par of Juma and Amina's.
Question : Which of the three sells fish the most expensive? (10 Marks)

SECTION B

12. Write an essay on the depression of the social economic
lifestyle of this country due to corruption and comment on the
rule of law: or else count the fingers on your both hands and write down the total, is it ten?. (10 Marks)

PRACTICAL (Do not attempt this question)

13. Take your gun from your holster. Take the bullet specimen placed
Turn the gun and stare deep into its muzzle with your left eye. Pull
the trigger! What happens? (0 Marks)

NOTE: To pass this test you must at least write your name on the
paper since anyone who scores less than 5% will not be considered till
next recruitments, you should put in your mind that there are only 10 posts and you are one of 10 candidates Competing.

ALL THE BEST.

2. AmosamSenior Member

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Kaaaaziiiii kwelikweli!

3. PingPongJF-Expert Member

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duh hiyo test kweli ni kituko, majibu yote yapo humohumo. Kweli ukipata <5% utakuwa hujui kitu kabisa. Kwa hayo maelezo hapo juu wengi tungeshindwa "KWA WATOTO WA VIGOGO TU ????"

4. K

KamjugeMember

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It caries more than a joke inside it.

Will you please stop beating around the bush?

5. Mopao JoseeJF-Expert Member

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Sep 14, 2009
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