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Binadamu ataacha lini vituko!?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    BINADAMU ATAACHA LINI VITUKO


    People never stop to amaze in this life!!!


    Freddie, a farmer, ordered an expensive milking machine.
    He then decided to test it on himself first, so he insert his
    manhood into the equipment and turned on the switch.
    Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
    more pleasure than his wife does. But when the fun is
    over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
    from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does
    not find any useful information.

    He tries every button on the instrument, without
    success. finally the farmer decides to call the
    customer hotline...

    'Hello, I just bought a milking cow
    machine from your company, It works fantastic, but how
    do I remove it from the cow's udder?
    ''

    "Don't worry sir'', replies the customer service
    person,
    ''the machine will release automatically once
    it has collected two litres!"
    .....
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo unaweza ukaaga nchi... Sorry i mean dunia
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    Keep on milking!
    :whoo:
     
  4. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    2ltr??isipo simama??
     
  5. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Omg.he's done for.
     
  6. The Son of Man

    The Son of Man JF-Expert Member

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    na hizo lita mbili adi zifike basi huyo bwana kazi anayo!
     
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    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa anatia huruma......sasa hizo lita mbili zitatoka wapi?
     
  8. fige

    fige JF-Expert Member

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    easy aongezee maji itaachia ikigoma maziwa
     
  9. KIMICHIO

    KIMICHIO JF-Expert Member

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    Lita mbili hapo utakojoa hadi damu.
     
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    R_chuggani Member

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    :whoo:u made ma day lol:whoo:
     
  11. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    duh,datz nc

    :p
     
  12. Mentor

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    No comment..to shocked!
     
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    nyambari JF-Expert Member

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    mhhhh....hiyo kali jo
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ni kuikojolea tu!!
     
  15. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Unapiga karanga mbichi huku umenasa au kabla
     
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    wampelekee ale pale pale akiwa amenasa maana hakuna jinsi.
     
  17. semango

    semango JF-Expert Member

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    tehh!teh!teh!....haya majaribio mengine sio.daaah!naungana na mkuu hapo, apige karanga na nazi huku mashine inaendelea kugema
     
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    Utingo JF-Expert Member

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    assume imesimama, do you have those 2ltrs
     
  19. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    we hukojoa lita mbili kweli!??
    Cha maana hapo labda ni kupotezea mawazo kabisa..kitu isinyaeeee...itatoka tu!
     
  20. Pearl

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    mmmh mara mkewe anatokea lol mambo mengine bana.
     
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