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Being polite

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by dattani, May 20, 2012.

  1. dattani

    dattani Member

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    May 20, 2012
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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT Women AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED HUMAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
    6. She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
    9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
    10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
    11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
    12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
    13. She is not a TWO-BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY.
    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.
    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS.
    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY
    HORIZONTAL.
    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
     
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