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Baba changanyaaaaa!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi.
    Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu kikuuuubwa. Wewe mkifika 6x6 tafuta ile kitu ilipo, chomeka mche. Mimi nitakuwepo nje maeneo na ngoma ndogo ambayo nitakuwa ninaipiga taratibu wewe utacheza kufuatisha midundo yake".

    Siku ilipofika, mtoto akafata ushauri, hakukawia kugundua ni wapi, akachomeka mche na kuanza kufuatisha midundo ya ngoma. Lakini shughuli ilipokolea midundo ya babake ikawa inaenda pole pole sana kulinganisha na kasi aliyokwisha kamata. Ikabidi amwambie baba yake BABA CHANGANYAAAAA!!!
     
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    cesc Senior Member

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    mmhh..kazi kwelikweli...ngoma inogile
     
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    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahahahahahhahhahahhaahhhaha baba komaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
  4. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    dingi alikuwa anajiunza kupiga ngoma...
     
  5. wapalepale

    wapalepale JF-Expert Member

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    daaaah dogo kishakuwa mahiri...!!!!!!
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    jamani hivi ile shughuli inahitaji mafunzo? Nani aliye wafunza kuku?
     
  7. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    sasa dingi si ampe satifiket yake?
     
  8. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo kama dingi akiendelea kupiga ngoma hadi jioni itakuwaje?
    Si ndo mwanzo wa ku-collapse, halafu lawama kwa dingi?
     
  9. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ndio baba ningekuwa napiga ngoma uku nalìa, badae namwambia dogo zamu yako na wewe upige ngoma na mimi nijivue gamba
     
  10. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna hata msemo "mwana wa kuku havunzwi kuchakura", vivyo hivyo mtoto mchanga havunzwi kutia dole mdomoni. Jokes mbali lakini ile shughuli inakuja natural.
     
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    Leo2juu New Member

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    Haahahahahaah hii nayo kali kweli taulo sio shuka
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    humu si sehem ya utani!
    utafundishwa kula??
    ile kitu nachuro mzeee.hata usipoangalia kitu inaingia yenyewe.
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    baba changinyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Mh kunamwingine alioa miaka ikapita hapati mtoto. Baba akauliza kuliko ama humlali mkeo? Mtoto akasema mi namlalia kila siku lakini sioni matokeo. Baba akagundua kunatatizo hapa, usiku akapanda darini na kopo lake lenye maji ya moto. Anamwagia kidogo kiunoni jamaa anabonyea ndani kisha anarudi juu. Dingi alipo fanya mara mbili jamaa akanogewa akaanza kuchanganya mwenyewe. Dingi akaropoka, ''kumbe unayaweza!''
     
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    Igangilonga Senior Member

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    teh teh teh kwi kwi kwiii ha ha ha haaa...........
     
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    MZOMOZI Member

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    haaaaaahaaa ama baba changanyaaaaaa mpaka------------kielewekeeeee
     
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    MZOMOZI Member

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    haaaaaahaaa ama baba changanyaaaaaa mpaka------------kielewekeeeee
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duh mzazi we mkare!!!
     
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