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Asumani is dead

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Feb 22, 2011.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    There was a man called Asumani around town who contracted disease and soon died. His body was sent to the mortuary to the establish cause of death. As Dr.Smith was examining the body, he discovered that Asumani was equipped with a 30 inch third leg. He decided to cut it off and staff it in the box to go and show it to his wife since that kind of size came only once in a century. Excited as he was when he reached home, he opened the box expecting to surprise his wife, but instead on seeing the organ, his wife exclaimed: " So, Asumani is dead!!"
     
  2. papag

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    duhh
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mmmmh!!
     
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    .....?>?? worlyt,,,thanks!
     
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    Mwang'ingo New Member

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    Duu!!! Hiyo Kali!!!
     
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    Nothing4good Senior Member

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    Heehe!!! Yeye anaishangaa! kumbe mke wake kashai2mia daaah!!!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Dr Smith haku job 100(kuzimia)
     
  8. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    lazima Dr apoteze netiweki
     
  9. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Eish
     
  10. Chimo

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    Ni Zuber sio asumani
     
  11. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo net lazimaipotee na ukizinduka mama lazima awe amedisappear la sivyo ni mauaji
     
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    tehe tehe! Kali ya mwaka! Suprise limemgeukia mwnyewe! Kwe kwe kwe!
     
  13. Raia Fulani

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    Kwa hiyo Dr. Smith alikuwa 'akiogelea' tu? dah! Asumani kaharibu
     
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