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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pianist, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. Pianist

    Pianist JF-Expert Member

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    Q: What's red and goes up and down?
    A: A tomato in an elevator.

    Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
    A: We have to stick together.

    Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
    A: Hello, hello.

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: A bulldoser.

    Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
    A: When he steals a base.

    Q: What did the can say to the can opener?
    A: You make me flip my lid.

    Q: What is a volcano?
    A: A mountain with the hiccups.

    Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
    A: The letter "g".

    Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
    A: He called a toe truck.

    Q: Why do two skunks argue?
    A: Because they like to kick up a stink.

    Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
    A: You can count on me.

    Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
    A: Put them in a barking lot.

    Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
    A: He wanted to be a cool cat.

    Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
    A: One more crack and I'll plaster you.

    Q: Why is baseball like a cake?
    A: They both need batters.

    Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
    A: Take me to your weeder.

    Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
    A: Slippers!

    Q: What did the rug say to the floor?
    A: I've got you covered!

    Q: How do you make antifreeze?
    A: You steal her blanket.

    Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?
    A: Because her horns don't work.
  2. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    mh!!!!!!!!!!kaazi kwelikweli, lakini tutafika tu!!
  3. Jonogomero

    Jonogomero Member

    Apr 17, 2012
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    mi hapo sijaelewa kitu sijui kwa sababu jamaa kaandika kwa kidhungu!!!!!!