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An 86-year-old man....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by afrodenzi, May 9, 2011.

  1. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    An 86 year old man goes for a check up..
    All of his test result come back normal..

    the doctor says "Garry everything looks great, How are you doing mental and emotionally?? Are you at peace with God"???

    Gary Replies " God and i are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *POOF* the light goes on. when I'm done *POOF* the light goes off.

    "Wow that's incredible" The doctor says

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary's wife. "Marianne, he says, Garry is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God..
    Is it true that he gets up during the night and "POOF" the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done "POOF" the light goes off".
    ?????

    "OH MY GOD" Marianne exclaims "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
     
  2. Sizinga

    Sizinga JF-Expert Member

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    waoh.....kama AMBILIKE wa SAMUNGE vile...!!
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    wale wa mabarafu ya kwenye fridge kazi kwenu
     
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    mmmhhhh
     
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