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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Jewel, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. Jewel

    Jewel Senior Member

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeGENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

    DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
     
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    Mamaa Kigogo Senior Member

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    i really love it ......... ukweli mtupu hasa hapo kwenye happiness
     
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    feis buku JF-Expert Member

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    iko poa lakini haishangazi!
     
  4. kikahe

    kikahe JF-Expert Member

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    Kama kawaida copy&paste
     
  5. bulldoza

    bulldoza Senior Member

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    thanks for nice post jeweler
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Next time tuletee ROMANCE CHEMISTRY mdau!na sisi watu wa kemia tuone
     
  7. bulldoza

    bulldoza Senior Member

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    unapatikana wapi?mbona pic yako uko ka pepe fulani hivi?
     
  8. bulldoza

    bulldoza Senior Member

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    haaa haaaaa valid bana zitafute mwenyewe utuletee yeye anatafuta anazopenda
     
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    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    Wala haiBABAMDOGO.
     
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