# Amaizing calculations

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Jewel, Sep 28, 2011.

1. ### JewelSenior Member

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeGENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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### Mamaa KigogoSenior Member

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i really love it ......... ukweli mtupu hasa hapo kwenye happiness

3. ### feis bukuJF-Expert Member

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iko poa lakini haishangazi!

4. ### kikaheJF-Expert Member

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Kama kawaida copy&paste

5. ### bulldozaSenior Member

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thanks for nice post jeweler

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### valid statementJF-Expert Member

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Next time tuletee ROMANCE CHEMISTRY mdau!na sisi watu wa kemia tuone

7. ### bulldozaSenior Member

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unapatikana wapi?mbona pic yako uko ka pepe fulani hivi?

8. ### bulldozaSenior Member

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