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Air Tanzania

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Dawson, May 22, 2009.

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    Dawson Member

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    Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA. On
    behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing
    passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737. We apologize for the
    six-hour delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some bad traffic from Ilala to the Airport, Dala Dala's are all full in the morning hours and traffic not moving.

    This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not
    guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is
    in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

    Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
    are so high, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly
    with us!

    It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of our
    passengers have reached their destination

    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
    to turn them off!

    To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
    complimentary KONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get
    GONGO if you promise not to drink more than half a bottle.

    For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
    you find out if there really is a God!

    We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
    we could not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live
    broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of SANI Magazines and 12
    copies of KASHESHE to supplement the movie.

    There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin
    is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or
    our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including

    In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
    for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our
    enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
    fasten your seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
    fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
    can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
    will explain how to fasten yourself on the overhead lockers."

    "Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and
    probably the last time.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
  2. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

    May 23, 2009
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    Shame precission

    shame management



    find another way to destroy it;

    its national airline ma dears
  3. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

    May 23, 2009
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    Ndo nini Pdiddy?

    Au bado unatoka kwenye ile BAR ULIKOSHUHUDIA ILE


    Why Shame Precision?

    Hivi hujui kwamba PRECISION ndo shirika Mama la Ndege

    kwa sasa hapa nchini, ambalo linategemewa na Serikali

    yako, na lenye heshima ya juu? Tema mate chini...
  4. Pdidy

    Pdidy JF-Expert Member

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    Puu puu puu basi mkuu nimetema yameshakauka...... Mkuu

    i love atcl i like precission air

    godbless all