Air Tanzania

Dawson

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CAPTAIN FUTAKAMBA>


Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA. On
behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737. We apologize for the
six-hour delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some bad traffic from Ilala to the Airport, Dala Dala's are all full in the morning hours and traffic not moving.

This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not
guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!

Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
are so high, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly
with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve
complimentary KONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get
GONGO if you promise not to drink more than half a bottle.

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as
we could not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live
broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of SANI Magazines and 12
copies of KASHESHE to supplement the movie.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin
is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or
our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including
myself

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our
enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself on the overhead lockers."

"Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and
probably the last time.[/COLOR][/COLOR]
 
Shame precission

shame management

shame

kuwadi

find another way to destroy it;

its national airline ma dears
 
Shame precission

shame management

shame

kuwadi

find another way to destroy it;

its national airline ma dears


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Ndo nini Pdiddy?

Au bado unatoka kwenye ile BAR ULIKOSHUHUDIA ILE

KASHESHE YA WEZI WA SIMU NA LAPTOP?

Why Shame Precision?

Hivi hujui kwamba PRECISION ndo shirika Mama la Ndege

kwa sasa hapa nchini, ambalo linategemewa na Serikali

yako, na lenye heshima ya juu? Tema mate chini...
 
Puu puu puu basi mkuu nimetema yameshakauka...... Mkuu

i love atcl i like precission air

godbless all
 

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