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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bujibuji, Nov 20, 2011.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Mr Monkey is only married on paper but in
    reality he is still a bachelor. He married
    because of some family pressures, maybe
    impregnating the girl out of wedlock.
    Monkey is not responsible, he doesn’t realize
    he is now a man and has a wife and child
    (ren) to look after. He still hangs around
    with his bachelor friends. They go out, braai,
    drink and be merry with young girls and his
    car pumps out loud music, it’s actually a
    mobile disco. His house is like a lodge to
    him, he only comes home to sleep. He sleeps
    out once in a while and has his friends to
    testify to his wife that he slept at their place
    after drink or when the car had broken
    down. He is really a nuisance to the family.
    He is very violent and is always boiling like
    acid and suffers from mood swings. His
    home is run through intimidation and
    dictatorship. There are strict rules and
    regulations for the wife and children and
    whoever breaks these is thoroughly beaten.
    His home is run like a high school. There are
    strict meal times and heavy padlocks at the
    gate. He takes pride in being in charge and
    behaves like a high school perfect. Half the
    time he is engaging in compensatory
    behaviour verbally and physically abusing
    his wife and children to compensat6e for
    his inadequacies elsewhere especially at the
    This one wants to be treated like an
    “Igwe’’ (a King). He treats his wife and
    children like his subjects. He wants the wife
    and children to perform some traditional
    respect gestures. He doesn’t want to be
    called by his first name. The children found
    out his first name by mistake on a utility bill
    and they enjoy using this name when he is
    away and they are gossiping about him.
    When his food is served, the wife kneels and
    puts food in front of him and she retreats
    two metres and kneels again and
    announces that she has brought the food,
    as if he is not aware. He eats from plates
    that have lids. Only the wife knows what he
    is eating. The children don’t. Gorilla has a
    strong rural background and has a number
    of beasts at his rural home/farm, where he
    goes almost every weekend. The cattle are
    his friends, they are more important than
    the wife and children for he spends most of
    his free time with them than with the family.
    The cattle are not sold to improve his life; he
    delights in seeing them multiply and enjoys
    the numbers. He’s a very stingy man.
    He is that man who has a soft spot for
    women.. They are his friends, just friends;
    he has no relationships with them. He is a
    husband for every women; he doesn’t want
    to see a woman cry and is given to caring
    for these other women than his own wife.
    He gives these other women more than his
    wife in terms of his resources and time. At
    the work place, the women know him and
    they take advantage of him and take loans
    they never payback.
    He is very selfish, he thinks about himself
    first before the family. He is the best dressed
    in the family. His favourite word is ‘my’.
    Everything is HIS – my car, my house, my
    wife, my children, my trees, my lizards (those
    that hang around his house). He is a very
    greedy man. He is heavily involved in what
    happens in the kitchen, even knows how
    may slices are in a sliced loaf of bread and
    how many oranges are on his oranges tree.
    He doesn’t consider the emotions of the
    wife and the children. He is a dry man with
    no sense of humour and he rarely smiles
    and takes life too seriously.
    MR FOX
    He is a very cunning man. He doesn’t care
    much about the marriage. He is using his
    wife to solve his own personal and
    extended family problems. He knows his
    wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on these
    to use the wife for his personal gain. When
    he needs the wife to do something, he is
    friendly and ‘loving’ and when he gets what
    he wants he relapses to his usual dry self.
    His habits are very fast and his eyes swift, he
    won’t look at you directly in the eye, speaks
    very fast as if he is reciting a poem. It’s not
    clear what exactly he does for a living but he
    is always in town running from one corner
    to the other.
    Is a very lazy husband. He lives off his wife;
    he is literary hanging on his wife’s skirt. He’s
    stuck to the wife because of her money. He
    is dependant on the wife as much as the
    children. He is very loving in his own way –
    fond of calling the wife all sorts of little
    nothings, honey, sweetheart, sweety, lovely
    and all but will siphon money off the wife
    and spends it with other women. He has no
    initiative and has negated his role as a
    bread winner in the family.
    This is a husband who is a cry baby, very
    childish and irresponsible. He is mummy’s
    boy. Behaves as if he is married to his
    mother. He cannot make a decision without
    consulting his mother (and sisters). His
    mother and sisters run his home and family.
    He is always comparing his wife to his
    mother and expects the wife to behave like
    his mother. It is rumoured behind closed
    doors that maybe the mother bewitched
    him to make him ‘loyal’ to her. His sisters are
    busy trying to get him girlfriends from
    among their friends so that they will even
    spend more time with him through
    frustrating his wife. A very useless husband.
    There is the visiting husband. Mr Python, a
    rare species. His house is a lodge. He only
    comes to sleep. Leaves home when the
    children are still sleeping and comes back
    when they are in bed. He is always at work
    or making ‘deals’ to make money but
    unfortunately he has no time for his family.
    He does provide materially for his family but
    he is always absent.
    Finally there is Mr Elephant, the man who is
    caring and loving and provides for his
    family. He will not allow anything to come
    between him and his family and will fight
    tooth and nail to protect his family. He tries
    his best to fend for his family but only
    through honest means. He spends most of
    his spare time with the family and guides
    his family spiritually as well. A very
    responsible man who treats his wife as a
    partner and cares for the welfare of his in-
    laws. He values the children as God given
    gifts to be cherished, with no gender bias. –
    and I know that all husbands who read this
    column are Elephants. A perfect example of
    this kind of guy is … …..
  2. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Evarm JF-Expert Member

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    Asante kwa kutujuza Bujibuji!
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Elephant man :-D
  5. The Finest

    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    Usiombe kumpata gorila au puppy ,baboon au tik
  7. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Gaijin JF-Expert Member

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    :A S embarassed:
  9. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Kaazi kweli kweli................
  10. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Elephant kanyooka mno, napenda anayenichangamsha ubongo kama monkey au gorila.
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  12. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Buji sweetheart, are you an Elephant!? Thanx for this useful information and now the searching is officially launched!
  13. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Usimsahau maty na nyamayao kwenye interview. I will do the shortlisting,lol
  14. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nyegere bwana, sijui wenzangu
  15. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Hahahahhhhh king'asti shost hunispei loh! Hawa wakiwepo walahi tutatumia karne kushortlist mamito!
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    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    python,always busy
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    clet 8 JF-Expert Member

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    No body is complete!
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    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    i gueass am mr.monkey
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    sawabho JF-Expert Member

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    Python also is worthy consideration as he is busy making the money for the family.
  20. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    Aseee.......kwa hiyo kuna type na make za wanaume....kama magari tu!!:shock: