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Aiii we bwana weewe kunyima mwenzio dhambi kidude unpewa na mungu buree!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mama Big, Nov 11, 2010.

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    Mama Big JF-Expert Member

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    Asalaam aleikum, bwana asifiwe, tumsifu yesu kristo, kristo, mambo vipi wanaJF natumai mmeamka salama. Jana nimekutana na mkasa kwani huku nilipo kuna sehemu inaitwa uwanja wa fisi akaja nsichana nmoja na kuketi nasi baada ya muda kadri kinywaji kinavyoendelea kushuka akaanza kuntongoza kijana aliyekuwa jirani na meza tuliyokuwa tumekaa akamwambia 'aaiii bwana weewe! Kunyima mwenzio kidude ulichopewa na mungu bure dhambi' na akamngangani yule jamaa npaka wakaondoka wote..duu inasemekana huku huhitaji kuchangia ili upate huduma kila kitu buree wapelekwa nyumbani wapikiwa samaki nchanga na vituzz na majambozz free of charge...itabidi nikirudi nitoe somo kwa dada zetu wale wa ntaa wa uhio na kwingine
     
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    Kaisikii Member

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    duh hiyo kali kwani kanisa lile pale halifanyi mamboyake?nasikia hiyo biashara ilishasahaulika pale siku hizi ni uwanja wa sifa jamani loh...bwana yesu asifiwe...
     
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    Baba_Enock JF-Expert Member

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    Mama Big

    Kuna taarab moja ina maneno kama haya (sijuimwimbaji)

    "..Kila uonacho wakitolea macho ..wataka kukichukua..."
    "..Japo siyo chako wakitolea macho..wataka kukichukua.."

    E.t.c
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Mama BIg kumekucha siku imeanza tena ...
     
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    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaa... busted!!
    Dude... dah... what a female language

    WEWEEEEE
     
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    PgSoft2008 JF-Expert Member

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    Uko nje ya maada mwenzie anadai uwanja wa fisi wa kusini mwa Tanzania
     
  7. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Wacha weeeeeeeeeee
     
  8. samora10

    samora10 JF-Expert Member

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    leo naona mmeanza mapemaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:tape:
     
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    GFM JF-Expert Member

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    someone was suspecting Mama Big is not a she ............ and I am about to agree :thinking:
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    HA HA HA HA Umenikumbusha ule wimbo ulioimbwa na Banza Stone enzi hizo yuko TOT.

    Mimi na wewe ni kitu kimoja haina maana, haina maana kunyimana
    Mimi na wewe ni kitu kimoja haina maana, haina maana kunyimana
    Mimi na wewe ni kitu kimoja haina maana, haina maana kunyimana
    Mimi na wewe ni kitu kimoja haina maana, haina maana kunyimana :music::music::music:
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Nothing is impossible under the sun
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha

    got touch of the day
     
  13. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Jana tulikuwa na kimbweka leo mama big mapemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  14. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    finest upo?bgrta?
    maneno aya mistak ..apana skia
    nan alienda kumpokea mama bg jana?
     
  15. GFM

    GFM JF-Expert Member

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    true that the Finest
     
  16. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    mmmhh bwana
    huo wimbo unaheshima zake...
    na kumbu kumbu za hatari..
    but thanx for remind us ...
    wimbo mtakatifu...
     
  17. GFM

    GFM JF-Expert Member

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    Umemshtukiae :smile:
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    how are you doin this morning sweetness
     
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Nilipoisoma hii post ya mama Big, wazo la kwanza ni ..... where is Acid, he was right after all !!
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri jibu unalijua kabisa huyu Bigirita ni :rip: tayari tumeishamuwekea na magogo
     
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