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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endaku's, Sep 22, 2008.

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    A guy donated blood to his girlfrind. When they broke up,he
    wanted his blood back.
    The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said,
    'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.'

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    The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and ask 'Does
    anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh,it's a penis and
    you know dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'

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    4 miracles of a woman

    Getting wet without taking a shower
    Bleeding without getting hurt
    Giving milk without eating grass
    Making boneless meat hard

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    What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn '
    It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with
    his 2 baggage left outside.


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    A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your
    breast and
    frame it.' The wife said to husband, 'I will take
    a photo of your
    penis and enlarge it.'


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    The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre.
    Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head
    bowed and reduced in size.

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    A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattooed on his dick. When he
    got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u
    go again trying to put words in my mouth.'
     
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