A guy donated blood to his girlfrind. When they broke up,he
wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.'
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The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and ask 'Does
anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh,it's a penis and
you know dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'
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4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard
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What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn '
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with
his 2 baggage left outside.
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A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your
breast and
frame it.' The wife said to husband, 'I will take
a photo of your
penis and enlarge it.'
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The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre.
Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head
bowed and reduced in size.
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A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattooed on his dick. When he
got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u
go again trying to put words in my mouth.'
wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.'
...............................................
The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and ask 'Does
anybody know what this is? Dirty Harry says 'Oh,it's a penis and
you know dad's got 2 of them?' The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'
................................................
4 miracles of a woman
Getting wet without taking a shower
Bleeding without getting hurt
Giving milk without eating grass
Making boneless meat hard
................................................
What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is 'Vagina Inn '
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with
his 2 baggage left outside.
.............................................
A hubby said to his wife, ' I will take a photo of your
breast and
frame it.' The wife said to husband, 'I will take
a photo of your
penis and enlarge it.'
................................................
The vagina is the world's best rehabilitation centre.
Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head
bowed and reduced in size.
................................................
A loving husband had 'I Love You' tattooed on his dick. When he
got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, 'There u
go again trying to put words in my mouth.'
