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a womanizer husband!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by LATTICE BOND, Mar 8, 2012.

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    LATTICE BOND JF-Expert Member

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    Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts
    water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having
    suspicious as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a
    French wine that changes colour if you add water).

    Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank
    However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

    When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail
    Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble
    and decided to go into the kitchen.

    The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged
    to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari.

    He shouted:'Bakari!'.
    Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.
    Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.
    No answer.
    The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still;
    No answer.
    Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:
    Are you insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I ask
    you a question you don't answer me?

    Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there,
    you don't hear anything at all, except the name.

    Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside
    Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari
    accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.

    Bakari shouted:'Boss'.
    He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.
    Bakari continued:'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '.
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again:'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'
    No answer.
    Bakari shouted again (third time):'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'

    The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true,
    you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything,
    only the name!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ungeiandika kwa kiswahili nadhani ingenoga zaidi ya jinsi ilivyo!
     
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    mkudeson Senior Member

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    very beautiful and amazing joke!! boss has tried to balance the 'expected' storm from wife haha hahahahahah
     
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    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Angeitafsiri kwa Kiswahili inngepoteza radha yote, hahahaaa!
     
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    Daniel Mjema Verified User

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    dats funny..
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, bila shaka Bakari alitimuliwa kazi. Dah safi sana mkuu
     
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    Mkazuzu Senior Member

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    mnaikumbuka madigoooooo!
     
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    Dotowangu JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha me like this joke..
     
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    Shiwawa Member

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    Ipo hapa ya kiswahli itafute
     
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    LATTICE BOND JF-Expert Member

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    Hakutimuliwa ila mke wa jamaa aliamua kutoa rushwa na nonino ili apewe full story!

     
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    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    bosi kawa ka priton
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Ni PM nikuazime kamuc.
     
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    Umetisha !
     
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