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A long misunderstanding conversation

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold.

    The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent his star reporter to interview Mr. Brown.

    When the reporter came, Mr Brown was away and his wife was alone at home. The following interesting conversation took place between the reporter and Mrs. Brown

    Reporter : Does Mr. Brown Live here?
    Mrs. Brown : Oh! Yes.

    Reporter : Is he in?
    Mrs. Brown : Why no, he went somewhere.

    Reporter : Is it true that he owns a twelve pound nugget of gold?
    Mrs. Brown : (Seeing the joke) Yes, indeed.

    Reporter : Can I see the place where he found it?
    Mrs. Brown : I am afraid, not because Mr. Brown objects in as much as it is strictly private.

    Reporter : Is the place far?
    Mrs. Brown : No, it is quite near and convenient.

    Reporter : How many years has Mr. Brown been digging the hole?
    Mrs. Brown : Just for about ten months.

    Reporter : Is the hole deep?
    Mrs. Brown : Quite so...

    Reporter : Has Mr. Brown reached the bottom of it?
    Mrs. Brown : Not yet, but he is coming near...

    Reporter : At about what time does Mr. Brown starts digging?
    Mrs. Brown : Oh, he does his digging mostly at night.

    Reporter : Does he work hard on it?
    Mrs. Brown : You bet...........and how he perspires.

    Reporter : Is Mr. Brown the first to dig?
    Mrs. Brown : He thought he was...

    Reporter : How do you know there was someone ahead of him?
    Mrs. Brown : I am in a good position to say so, because I own the place.

    Reporter : Oh, I see, but you sold the place to Mr. Brown?
    Mrs. Brown : No, but for the present, he has the legal title to the site, with my consent.

    Reporter : Has Mr. Brown any helper when he works on the claim?
    Mrs. Brown : Yes, I work under him..

    Reporter : When do you think Mr. Brown will sell the place?
    Mrs. Brown : I think not because he enjoys working on it.

    Reporter : Can I see the twelve pound nugget of gold?
    Mrs. Brown : Yes, certainly (and she showed him the twelve pound baby boy).

    P.S.: The reporter had to be taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

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  2. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    ahahahaaaa!
     
  3. TANMO

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    O la la =)))))))))))))))))))))) :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  4. Mamzalendo

    Mamzalendo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha i love this
     
  5. Nicodemas

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    kidogo kwa kiswahi ingekua vizur zaid
     
  6. SILENT ACtOR

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    the amazing hole! du!
     
  7. fredmlay

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    Duhh, well prepared interview..
     
  8. Dr.Chichi

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    Huo mgodi huo....we acha tu
     
  9. Memo

    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaa!!
     
  10. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Afu wengine kwa kiherehere chao,hawajamaliza kuchimba huu,wanaanza kuchimba ule wa nyuma kidogo ambao umekatazwa kabisa,ukikutwa ni risasi!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa its amaizing
     
  12. Bigirita

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    Hahahahahaaa!!!
     
  13. Lady N

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    hahahahahaaaaa!!!!
     
  14. King'asti

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    na mr brown ana hatimiliki!
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha!u just broke my libs!is the hole deep? Thnks
     
  16. Kaizer

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    interview nzuri sana hii
     
  17. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    Umetufundisha kuchimba mgodi mmoja hadi upate dhahabu, hata km it will take 50 yrs. Marufuku kukata tamaa.
     
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    this can be joke of the year ......
    i truly like it
     
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    TomJunior Member

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    hihiihiii... Da misunderstood gold mine! Nimecheka mpka machoz ymenitiririka!
     
  20. mashikolomageni

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    Mgodi wa ajabu huo ha ha ha ha
     
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