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A little boy

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
    mother asks if he had done his chores.

    "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
    breakfast until he does his chores.
    Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
    kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
    to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my
    cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken,
    so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
    don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so,
    for a week you aren't getting an y milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as
    he's walking into the kitchen.

    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and

    "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
  2. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo dogo kwa ku-insinuate ni balaaa au anatoka mbagaraaaaaa (samahani wale mbagala)