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A lie detector robot

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Mar 18, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Kama umeshawahi kuiona please piga kimya na chapa lapa achia ambao hawajaiona. Maana kuna watu wanavyoshushua wenzao...

    Here we go...

    A man buys a lie detector Robot which slaps people who lie.He decided to test it at his home during dinner;

    Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
    Son: at school. Robot Slaps son, again!Ok, it was a day with Porn star.
    Dad: What?!When I was at ur age, I didn’t even know what porn was….Robot slaps Dad!
    Mom: Hah! Ha! Ha! After all he’s your son….Robot slaps Mom.
     
  2. mashikolomageni

    mashikolomageni JF-Expert Member

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    Great I Like it, it has made me laugh teh tehe teh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Proud Patriot JF-Expert Member

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    mama ndo ana msala xaxa
     
  4. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hell no,kumbe kinder lenyewe sio lake! Lkn mdingi kayataka mwenyewe naye utaendaje na robot bana.
     
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    LD JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe teheeeeeee ti!!!!
     
  6. X-not

    X-not Member

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    Duh!
    Nimeipata hiyo!
    Wacha kabisa mi sinunu robort kama hilo, nisije vunja unyumba bure.
    'Baba nanii mbona umechelewa?'
    'Nilikuwa na overtime kwa ofice,' kibao....
     
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