A lie detector robot

[Mkare]

Kama umeshawahi kuiona please piga kimya na chapa lapa achia ambao hawajaiona. Maana kuna watu wanavyoshushua wenzao...

Here we go...

A man buys a lie detector Robot which slaps people who lie.He decided to test it at his home during dinner;

Dad: Son, where were u today during school hours?
Son: at school. Robot Slaps son, again!Ok, it was a day with Porn star.
Dad: What?!When I was at ur age, I didn’t even know what porn was….Robot slaps Dad!
Mom: Hah! Ha! Ha! After all he’s your son….Robot slaps Mom.

 

[mashikolomageni]

Great I Like it, it has made me laugh teh tehe teh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Proud Patriot]

mama ndo ana msala xaxa

 

[Washawasha]

hell no,kumbe kinder lenyewe sio lake! Lkn mdingi kayataka mwenyewe naye utaendaje na robot bana.

 

[LD]

Tehe teheeeeeee ti!!!!

 

[X-not]

Duh!
Nimeipata hiyo!
Wacha kabisa mi sinunu robort kama hilo, nisije vunja unyumba bure.
'Baba nanii mbona umechelewa?'
'Nilikuwa na overtime kwa ofice,' kibao....